Some Recent Plays
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
2 mins ago
58 Shorties and blunts.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
3 mins ago
27 The South.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
3 mins ago
68 My sex life.
What never fails to liven up the party?
3 mins ago
76 Coat hanger abortions.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
11 hours ago
17 Take-backsies.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
11 hours ago
82 Mouth herpes.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
11 hours ago
36 Foreskin.
__________: good to the last drop.
62 hours ago
40 Actually taking candy from a baby.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
62 hours ago
45 Vehicular manslaughter.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
62 hours ago
41 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
z | 1
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
x | 2
The Trail of Tears.
c | 3
Authentic Mexican cuisine.
 
636
118
Three Card Five Card
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support