Some Recent Plays
What's that smell?
110 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the most emo?
110 hours ago
68 MechaHitler.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
110 hours ago
43 Take-backsies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
110 hours ago
74 AIDS.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
110 hours ago
20 The four arms of Vishnu.
__________. That's how I want to die.
110 hours ago
54 Sharing needles.
__________. It's a trap!
110 hours ago
40 Sniffing glue.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
110 hours ago
2 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
110 hours ago
36 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
110 hours ago
56 The homosexual agenda.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
Eating too much of a lamp.
x | 2
Scrotum tickling.
c | 3
(I am doing Kegels right now.)
Apologizing.
Pedophiles.
 
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