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__________. That's how I want to die.
74 mins ago
66 Pixelated bukkake.
What's the crustiest?
81 mins ago
38 An icepick lobotomy.
__________. It's a trap!
81 mins ago
101 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
81 mins ago
33 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
82 mins ago
125 The heart of a child.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
82 mins ago
1 Tripping balls.
George Clooney's musk.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
82 mins ago
91 Toni Morrison's vagina.
What's my secret power?
82 mins ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
White people like __________.
82 mins ago
59 Barack Obama.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
82 mins ago
104 Half-assed foreplay.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
x | 2
Inappropriate yodeling.
c | 3
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Clams.
Ethnic cleansing.
People who smell their own socks.
 
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