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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
27 mins ago
69 Queefing.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
30 hours ago
75 Oompa-Loompas.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
30 hours ago
31 Count Chocula.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
30 hours ago
41 Genghis Khan.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
30 hours ago
31 Goblins.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
30 hours ago
61 Exactly what you'd expect.
What gets better with age?
45 hours ago
116 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
What never fails to liven up the party?
51 hours ago
26 Flightless birds.
What helps Obama unwind?
131 hours ago
81 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What's a girl's best friend?
131 hours ago
102 Scrotum tickling.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Sunshine and rainbows.
x | 2
Slow motion.
c | 3
Being on fire.
The Virginia Tech Massacre.
Edible underpants.
Substitute teachers.
 
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