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It's a trap!
8 hours ago
110 An anal probe.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
8 hours ago
33 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
8 hours ago
46 Hormone injections.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
8 hours ago
50 Explosions.
What ended my last relationship?
8 hours ago
37 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
8 hours ago
107 A fetus.
What's the crustiest?
8 hours ago
64 Old-people smell.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
8 hours ago
23 Yeast.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
8 hours ago
69 A Bop It™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
8 hours ago
40 Free samples.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
An Oedipus complex.
x | 2
Oversized lollipops.
c | 3
The token minority.
Heath Ledger.
Creed.
Barack Obama.
 
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