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During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
3 hours ago
15 Faith healing.
What's the crustiest?
3 hours ago
95 A vajazzled vagina.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
3 hours ago
40 Dying of dysentery.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
109 hours ago
32 Bees?
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
109 hours ago
23 Clams.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
207 hours ago
1 Foreskin.
Children on leashes.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
207 hours ago
41 Smegma.
207 hours ago
1 Puppies!
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
207 hours ago
22 Chivalry.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
207 hours ago
89 Incest.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
An Oedipus complex.
x | 2
Public ridicule.
c | 3
Sexy Siamese twins.
Heath Ledger.
Take-backsies.
The glass ceiling.
 
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