Some Recent Plays
What gets better with age?
97 mins ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
13 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
13 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
13 hours ago
46 Scalping.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
13 hours ago
44 Roofies.
What are my parents hiding from me?
21 hours ago
81 Erectile dysfunction.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
21 hours ago
98 Necrophilia.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
21 hours ago
45 Republicans.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
49 hours ago
1 The folly of man.
Genital piercings.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
125 hours ago
110 Flying sex snakes.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
x | 2
The American Dream.
c | 3
Lactation.
A drive-by shooting.
Space muffins.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
 
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