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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
43 mins ago
17 Take-backsies.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
43 mins ago
82 Mouth herpes.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
44 mins ago
36 Foreskin.
__________: good to the last drop.
51 hours ago
40 Actually taking candy from a baby.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
51 hours ago
45 Vehicular manslaughter.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
51 hours ago
41 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
51 hours ago
1 Hot people.
Dick fingers.
__________. That's how I want to die.
51 hours ago
69 Nicolas Cage.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
51 hours ago
55 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
51 hours ago
61 A windmill full of corpses.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
z | 1
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
x | 2
The Hustle.
c | 3
A mime having a stroke.
 
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