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__________. That's how I want to die.
3 hours ago
66 Pixelated bukkake.
What's the crustiest?
3 hours ago
38 An icepick lobotomy.
__________. It's a trap!
3 hours ago
101 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 hours ago
33 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
3 hours ago
125 The heart of a child.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
3 hours ago
1 Tripping balls.
George Clooney's musk.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
3 hours ago
91 Toni Morrison's vagina.
What's my secret power?
3 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
White people like __________.
3 hours ago
59 Barack Obama.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
3 hours ago
104 Half-assed foreplay.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
Michael Jackson.
x | 2
A Gypsy curse.
c | 3
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
A drive-by shooting.
Moral ambiguity.
Pretending to care.
 
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