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__________: kid tested, mother approved.
32 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
61 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
96 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
116 hours ago
68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
116 hours ago
60 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
170 hours ago
119 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
170 hours ago
34 Serfdom.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
400 hours ago
80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
400 hours ago
61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
401 hours ago
88 My dick.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
Impotence.
x | 2
Suicidal thoughts.
c | 3
Children on leashes.
Sean Penn.
Fiery poops.
Kibbles 'n Bits™.
 
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