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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
57 hours ago
61 Penis envy.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
57 hours ago
1 Fingering.
Kim Jong-il.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
57 hours ago
48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
57 hours ago
69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Why do I hurt all over?
57 hours ago
61 A clandestine butt scratch.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
57 hours ago
40 Women in yogurt commercials.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
240 hours ago
49 Powerful thighs.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
240 hours ago
84 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
240 hours ago
22 Classist undertones.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
240 hours ago
101 The Chinese gymnastics team.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
A drive-by shooting.
x | 2
The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
c | 3
Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Guys who don't call.
Porn stars.
 
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