Some Recent Plays
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
9 hours ago
49 The Fanta girls.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
26 hours ago
63 Hormone injections.
What ended my last relationship?
26 hours ago
75 White people.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
26 hours ago
75 World peace.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
26 hours ago
1 The violation of our most basic human rights.
A micropenis.
What helps Obama unwind?
26 hours ago
55 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
26 hours ago
1 Team-building exercises.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
26 hours ago
1 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
The Amish.
What's that smell?
26 hours ago
57 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
__________. High five, bro.
26 hours ago
36 Hulk Hogan.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
72 virgins.
x | 2
Vigorous jazz hands.
c | 3
Date rape.
That one gay Teletubby.
The Hamburglar.
Bingeing and purging.
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