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What will always get you laid?
29 hours ago
91 Scrotum tickling.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
29 hours ago
22 The folly of man.
__________. That's how I want to die.
29 hours ago
63 Multiple stab wounds.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
29 hours ago
54 A bloody pacifier.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
29 hours ago
44 Adult Friendfinder.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
29 hours ago
45 Sexy pillow fights.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
29 hours ago
20 A foul mouth.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
29 hours ago
38 America.
__________. It's a trap!
29 hours ago
49 Ethnic cleansing.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
29 hours ago
74 Foreskin.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Praying the gay away.
x | 2
Getting in her pants, politely.
c | 3
Object permanence.
Raping and pillaging.
The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
A low standard of living.
 
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