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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
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86 Bees?
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
76 mins ago
50 Wifely duties.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
76 mins ago
25 Existentialists.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
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53 A windmill full of corpses.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
77 mins ago
1 Grave robbing.
Serfdom.
What will always get you laid?
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63 A cooler full of organs.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
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35 Drum circles.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
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101 Harry Potter erotica.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
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20 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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99 Lady Gaga.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Flesh-eating bacteria.
x | 2
Roofies.
c | 3
Explosions.
Exactly what you'd expect.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Ring Pops™.
 
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