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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
19 mins ago
84 The homosexual agenda.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
8 hours ago
57 Racially-biased SAT questions.
I drink to forget __________.
59 hours ago
36 Nocturnal emissions.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
59 hours ago
95 Gloryholes.
War! What is it good for?
59 hours ago
61 The South.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
59 hours ago
57 Beer shits.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
59 hours ago
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
59 hours ago
1 A bloody pacifier.
The drama club.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
59 hours ago
2 That one gay Teletubby.
Toni Morrison's vagina.
What will always get you laid?
59 hours ago
44 Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament.
z | 1
Public ridicule.
x | 2
c | 3
Vigorous jazz hands.
Flavored condoms.
Wifely duties.
People who smell their own socks.
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