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It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
93 mins ago
58 An asymmetric boob job.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
93 mins ago
27 Parting the Red Sea.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
93 mins ago
1 Being a dick to children.
Neil Patrick Harris.
What gets better with age?
93 mins ago
62 Sexting.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
93 mins ago
54 Famine.
__________. That's how I want to die.
94 mins ago
40 Altar boys.
What's the most emo?
94 mins ago
60 Sniffing glue.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
94 mins ago
34 Space muffins.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
94 mins ago
57 Multiple stab wounds.
What's the new fad diet?
94 mins ago
27 Women's suffrage.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Lady Gaga.
x | 2
Giving 110 percent.
c | 3
Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
Copping a feel.
BATMAN!!!
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
 
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