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In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
11 hours ago
1 Quivering jowls.
Farting and walking away.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
11 hours ago
80 Natural male enhancement.
What do old people smell like?
11 hours ago
112 When you fart and a little bit comes out.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
11 hours ago
35 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
What's a girl's best friend?
11 hours ago
35 A robust mongoloid.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
11 hours ago
39 Flash flooding.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
11 hours ago
52 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
__________. High five, bro.
11 hours ago
47 Racially-biased SAT questions.
Why can't I sleep at night?
11 hours ago
29 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
11 hours ago
105 Viagra®.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Testicular torsion.
x | 2
Twinkies®.
c | 3
A monkey smoking a cigar.
Riding off into the sunset.
Parting the Red Sea.
That one gay Teletubby.
 
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