Some Recent Plays
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
4 hours ago
97 Necrophilia.
Why am I sticky?
4 hours ago
72 Penis envy.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
4 hours ago
100 My dick.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
4 hours ago
53 Queefing.
What will always get you laid?
4 hours ago
53 Pooping in the soup.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
4 hours ago
66 Vehicular manslaughter.
__________: good to the last drop.
4 hours ago
40 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
4 hours ago
56 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
4 hours ago
23 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
4 hours ago
51 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
People who smell their own socks.
x | 2
Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
c | 3
Kim Jong-il.
Justin Bieber.
A time travel paradox.
Sharing needles.
 
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