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In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
79 mins ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
80 mins ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
80 mins ago
59 A windmill full of corpses.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
80 mins ago
53 My genitals.
__________: good to the last drop.
80 mins ago
44 Self-loathing.
What's the crustiest?
81 mins ago
29 A tiny horse.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
81 mins ago
51 Civilian casualties.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
82 mins ago
1 Farting and walking away.
Taking off your shirt.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
82 mins ago
1 Team-building exercises.
Hunting accidents.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
82 mins ago
138 Surprise sex!
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Heteronormativity.
x | 2
Tom Cruise.
c | 3
Neil Patrick Harris.
Anal beads.
Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
Smallpox blankets.
 
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