Some Recent Plays
What ended my last relationship?
15 hours ago
132 Incest.
What's my anti-drug?
15 hours ago
46 An asymmetric boob job.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
17 hours ago
12 Being marginalized.
__________. It's a trap!
17 hours ago
59 Panty raids.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
18 hours ago
42 Opposable thumbs.
__________: good to the last drop.
23 hours ago
39 A wisecracking terrorist.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
23 hours ago
69 Old-people smell.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
23 hours ago
65 Puberty.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
23 hours ago
17 Making a pouty face.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
23 hours ago
83 A brain tumor.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
A time travel paradox.
x | 2
That thing that electrocutes your abs.
c | 3
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
A vajazzled vagina.
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