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It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
52 mins ago
82 Full frontal nudity.
Betcha can't have just one!
52 mins ago
58 Racially-biased SAT questions.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
52 mins ago
88 German dungeon porn.
What's the most emo?
52 mins ago
88 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
52 mins ago
3 Kamikaze pilots.
The Big Bang.
What's that smell?
53 mins ago
70 The Blood of Christ.
What will always get you laid?
53 mins ago
43 The Rapture.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
53 mins ago
42 Shaft.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
53 mins ago
53 Sexy Siamese twins.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
53 mins ago
23 Take-backsies.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
x | 2
The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
c | 3
Fear itself.
Judge Judy.
Frolicking.
The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
 
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