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__________: good to the last drop.
14 mins ago
40 Actually taking candy from a baby.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
14 mins ago
45 Vehicular manslaughter.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
14 mins ago
41 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
14 mins ago
1 Hot people.
Dick fingers.
__________. That's how I want to die.
14 mins ago
69 Nicolas Cage.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
15 mins ago
55 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
15 mins ago
61 A windmill full of corpses.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
293 hours ago
31 Italians.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
293 hours ago
94 The milk man.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
293 hours ago
59 Yeast.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
A crappy little hand.
x | 2
Whitney Houston.
c | 3
Passable transvestites.
Same-sex ice dancing.
The Force.
Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
 
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