Some Recent Plays
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
14 hours ago
30 Re-gifting.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
14 hours ago
80 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
14 hours ago
110 The Thong Song.
What's a girl's best friend?
22 hours ago
29 Re-gifting.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
22 hours ago
33 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
22 hours ago
43 Gandhi.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
22 hours ago
42 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
22 hours ago
41 Kamikaze pilots.
What do old people smell like?
22 hours ago
90 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
58 hours ago
71 Children on leashes.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
x | 2
Friends who eat all your snacks.
c | 3
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
The Übermensch.
Parting the Red Sea.
Peeing a little bit.
 
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