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In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
2 hours ago
25 Fear itself.
What's the most emo?
178 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
178 hours ago
77 A drive-by shooting.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
193 hours ago
29 The heart of a child.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
273 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
273 hours ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
273 hours ago
59 Hulk Hogan.
What's a girl's best friend?
273 hours ago
99 Doin' it in the butt.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
273 hours ago
52 Team building exercises.
Why am I sticky?
273 hours ago
74 Golden showers.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Child abuse.
x | 2
A wisecracking terrorist.
c | 3
Nubile slave boys.
Licking things to claim them as your own.
Embryonic stem cells.
Popped collars.
 
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