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What did I bring back from Mexico?
175 hours ago
84 Preteens.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
224 hours ago
54 Racism.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
478 hours ago
41 Gary Coleman.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
481 hours ago
43 Douchebags on their iPhones.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
502 hours ago
1 Geese.
A foul mouth.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
502 hours ago
33 The Gulags.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
506 hours ago
46 Famine.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
506 hours ago
33 Skeletor.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
516 hours ago
114 Pedophiles.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
516 hours ago
106 Viagra®.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Child abuse.
x | 2
Pterodactyl eggs.
c | 3
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
Licking things to claim them as your own.
Dental dams.
A monkey smoking a cigar.
 
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