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What's the crustiest?
6 hours ago
48 Twinkies®.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
6 hours ago
102 Fingering.
What's that smell?
216 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the most emo?
216 hours ago
68 MechaHitler.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
216 hours ago
43 Take-backsies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
216 hours ago
74 AIDS.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
216 hours ago
20 The four arms of Vishnu.
__________. That's how I want to die.
216 hours ago
54 Sharing needles.
__________. It's a trap!
216 hours ago
40 Sniffing glue.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
216 hours ago
2 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Robert Downey, Jr.
x | 2
Douchebags on their iPhones.
c | 3
The Ãœbermensch.
Harry Potter erotica.
Cockfights.
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
 
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