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What will always get you laid?
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91 Scrotum tickling.
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__________. That's how I want to die.
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63 Multiple stab wounds.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
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54 A bloody pacifier.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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44 Adult Friendfinder.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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45 Sexy pillow fights.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
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20 A foul mouth.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
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38 America.
__________. It's a trap!
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49 Ethnic cleansing.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
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74 Foreskin.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
z | 1
Tiger Woods.
x | 2
Good grammar.
c | 3
Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
The drama club.
 
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