Some Recent Plays
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
69 hours ago
93 Literally eating shit.
What ended my last relationship?
69 hours ago
92 Land mines.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
69 hours ago
39 Uppercuts.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
133 hours ago
121 Dead babies.
Why can't I sleep at night?
135 hours ago
98 Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
135 hours ago
47 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
135 hours ago
111 Man meat.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
135 hours ago
96 Masturbation.
What gets better with age?
135 hours ago
60 Abstinence.
__________. High five, bro.
135 hours ago
62 A brain tumor.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
z | 1
Spectacular abs.
x | 2
My inner demons.
c | 3
Racially-biased SAT questions.
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