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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
76 mins ago
92 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
76 mins ago
78 An asymmetric boob job.
What gets better with age?
77 mins ago
74 Dick fingers.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
77 mins ago
64 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
77 mins ago
21 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
77 mins ago
33 Goblins.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
77 mins ago
105 Nicolas Cage.
What's my anti-drug?
78 mins ago
89 Getting really high.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
78 mins ago
71 White people.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
78 mins ago
68 Ethnic cleansing.
__________? There's an app for that.
z | 1
That one gay Teletubby.
x | 2
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
c | 3
Teaching a robot to love.
 
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