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What did I bring back from Mexico?
2 hours ago
71 Neil Patrick Harris.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
6 hours ago
39 Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
6 hours ago
42 Sunshine and rainbows.
What's my anti-drug?
6 hours ago
21 The Underground Railroad.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
6 hours ago
91 Fiery poops.
Why do I hurt all over?
6 hours ago
36 Women in yogurt commercials.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
6 hours ago
52 Getting really high.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
6 hours ago
123 Homeless people.
__________. High five, bro.
6 hours ago
58 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
6 hours ago
1 Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
A thermonuclear detonation.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
z | 1
Menstruation.
x | 2
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
c | 3
Heteronormativity.
 
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