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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
137 hours ago
27 Four Loko.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
138 hours ago
1 The South.
Goblins.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
138 hours ago
34 A nuanced critique.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
138 hours ago
24 Soiling oneself.
What's my anti-drug?
138 hours ago
26 Riding off into the sunset.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
138 hours ago
1 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Friends who eat all your snacks.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
138 hours ago
57 A bleached asshole.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
138 hours ago
1 Exactly what you'd expect.
Agriculture.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
138 hours ago
23 Adult Friendfinder.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
138 hours ago
40 Third base.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
z | 1
72 virgins.
x | 2
Vehicular homicide.
c | 3
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