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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
118 mins ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Sexy Siamese twins.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
118 mins ago
94 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
119 mins ago
91 Sexual humiliation.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
119 mins ago
91 A windmill full of corpses.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
119 mins ago
60 Being a dick to children.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
119 mins ago
113 Tentacle porn.
War! What is it good for?
2 hours ago
54 Powerful thighs.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
2 hours ago
41 Passive-aggression.
Why am I sticky?
2 hours ago
63 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
124 hours ago
45 Martha Stewart.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
z | 1
A disappointing birthday party.
x | 2
Altar boys.
c | 3
Famine.
 
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