Some Recent Plays
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
just now
56 Another goddamn vampire movie.
What do old people smell like?
just now
86 Teenage pregnancy.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
just now
69 Friction.
__________? There's an app for that.
just now
87 Tasteful sideboob.
What's the new fad diet?
just now
125 Crystal meth.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
just now
59 MechaHitler.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
just now
67 Being a dinosaur.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
just now
41 Crumpets with the Queen.
It's a trap!
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40 Suicidal thoughts.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
just now
26 A crappy little hand.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
z | 1
FALCON PUNCH!!!
x | 2
Tickle Me Elmo™.
c | 3
Hipsters.
 
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