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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
just now
78 Laying an egg.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
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111 Genital piercings.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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73 A defective condom.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
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1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Flavored condoms.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
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57 My inner demons.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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98 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
1 mins ago
1 A wisecracking terrorist.
Testicular torsion.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
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98 Nipple blades.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
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43 Pretending to care.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
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46 Date rape.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
z | 1
Skeletor.
x | 2
Jewish fraternities.
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