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Why am I sticky?
87 hours ago
53 Auschwitz.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
108 hours ago
1 Preteens.
Keanu Reeves.
Why am I sticky?
108 hours ago
42 Copping a feel.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
108 hours ago
54 Ring Pops™.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
108 hours ago
46 Child beauty pageants.
It's a trap!
108 hours ago
50 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
What ended my last relationship?
108 hours ago
81 The boners of the elderly.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
108 hours ago
91 Porn stars.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
108 hours ago
58 Just the tip.
Why can't I sleep at night?
108 hours ago
38 Explosions.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
z | 1
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
x | 2
Heartwarming orphans.
c | 3
Will Smith.
 
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