Some Recent Plays
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
22 hours ago
41 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
What are my parents hiding from me?
22 hours ago
34 Friends who eat all your snacks.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
22 hours ago
25 Waterboarding.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
22 hours ago
1 Testicular torsion.
The Three-Fifths Compromise.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
22 hours ago
54 Police brutality.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
40 hours ago
62 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
40 hours ago
49 Puppies!
What's that smell?
40 hours ago
91 Coat hanger abortions.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
40 hours ago
45 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
40 hours ago
63 Racism.
__________. It's a trap!
z | 1
A windmill full of corpses.
x | 2
Catapults.
c | 3
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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