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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
10 mins ago
1 Foreskin.
Children on leashes.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
10 mins ago
41 Smegma.
10 mins ago
1 Puppies!
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
10 mins ago
22 Chivalry.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
10 mins ago
89 Incest.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
10 mins ago
27 Faith healing.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
11 mins ago
44 Santa Claus.
__________: good to the last drop.
11 mins ago
55 Deflowering the princess.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
11 mins ago
57 God.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
11 mins ago
28 A look-see.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
z | 1
Waiting 'til marriage.
x | 2
Eating an albino.
c | 3
Appreciative snapping.
 
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