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What's that smell?
3 mins ago
57 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
3 mins ago
44 AXE Body Spray.
What gets better with age?
3 mins ago
50 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
3 mins ago
58 Natural male enhancement.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
4 mins ago
66 Stranger danger.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
4 hours ago
60 Free samples.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
21 hours ago
65 Martha Stewart.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
24 hours ago
1 Dwarf tossing.
African children.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
24 hours ago
1 Gloryholes.
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
What's my secret power?
24 hours ago
28 The four arms of Vishnu.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
A low standard of living.
x | 2
A wisecracking terrorist.
c | 3
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
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