Some Recent Plays
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
14 hours ago
68 Republicans.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
19 hours ago
62 Inappropriate yodeling.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
19 hours ago
1 Tasteful sideboob.
Re-gifting.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
19 hours ago
69 Dick Cheney.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
19 hours ago
54 Poor people.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
19 hours ago
64 Foreskin.
What's my secret power?
19 hours ago
61 Prancing.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
19 hours ago
59 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
19 hours ago
74 The milk man.
What helps Obama unwind?
19 hours ago
12 Quivering jowls.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
z | 1
Making the penises kiss.
x | 2
Sexting.
c | 3
Front butt.
 
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