Some Recent Plays
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
70 hours ago
45 A lifetime of sadness.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
92 hours ago
40 The Hustle.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
190 hours ago
87 Full frontal nudity.
What's a girl's best friend?
223 hours ago
44 A gassy antelope.
What's a girl's best friend?
223 hours ago
80 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's a girl's best friend?
223 hours ago
60 Homeless people.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
264 hours ago
68 Foreskin.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
282 hours ago
60 The Hamburglar.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
305 hours ago
67 Christopher Walken.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
332 hours ago
65 Inappropriate yodeling.
White people like __________.
z | 1
Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
x | 2
Poor people.
c | 3
The violation of our most basic human rights.
 
640
120
Three Card Five Card
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support