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What helps Obama unwind?
19 hours ago
125 That one gay Teletubby.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
19 hours ago
78 Mouth herpes.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
19 hours ago
54 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
19 hours ago
39 Being a dick to children.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
19 hours ago
54 Balls.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
19 hours ago
71 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
19 hours ago
1 Free samples.
2 Girls 1 Cup.
What's the most emo?
19 hours ago
85 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
19 hours ago
64 A low standard of living.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
19 hours ago
104 The homosexual agenda.
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Quivering jowls.
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