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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
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47 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
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36 A wisecracking terrorist.
What helps Obama unwind?
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Why am I sticky?
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23 Explosions.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
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49 Getting really high.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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75 Horse meat.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
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87 Bestiality.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
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24 A lifetime of sadness.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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39 Shaft.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
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31 Smegma.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
z | 1
Zeus's sexual appetites.
x | 2
Crumpets with the Queen.
c | 3
Making sex at her.
 
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