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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
29 hours ago
41 The miracle of childbirth.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
29 hours ago
31 Raping and pillaging.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
29 hours ago
27 Alcoholism.
I drink to forget __________.
106 hours ago
42 Bees?
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
106 hours ago
22 Friends who eat all your snacks.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
106 hours ago
88 Genital piercings.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
106 hours ago
14 World peace.
What's my anti-drug?
109 hours ago
45 Ronald Reagan.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
109 hours ago
28 The Big Bang.
What gets better with age?
109 hours ago
72 Half-assed foreplay.
z | 1
The shambling corpse of Larry King.
x | 2
Teaching a robot to love.
c | 3
William Shatner.
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