Some Recent Plays
What helps Obama unwind?
7 hours ago
78 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
7 hours ago
28 A crappy little hand.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
7 hours ago
51 Eating an albino.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
11 hours ago
33 Civilian casualties.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
18 hours ago
25 Substitute teachers.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
18 hours ago
1 Hot cheese.
Wifely duties.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
19 hours ago
1 Saxophone solos.
Child abuse.
What's the crustiest?
26 hours ago
101 German dungeon porn.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
26 hours ago
29 Horse meat.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
29 hours ago
84 The homosexual agenda.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
z | 1
Gloryholes.
x | 2
Winking at old people.
c | 3
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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