Some Recent Plays
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
just now
99 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
just now
51 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
What's the crustiest?
just now
69 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
just now
36 Martha Stewart.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
just now
87 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
1 mins ago
42 Me time.
What are my parents hiding from me?
1 mins ago
55 Unfathomable stupidity.
__________. It's a trap!
1 mins ago
52 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What ended my last relationship?
1 mins ago
57 Exactly what you'd expect.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
2 mins ago
1 Gary Coleman.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
That one gay Teletubby.
x | 2
Mr. Clean, right behind you.
c | 3
Overpowering your father.
Toni Morrison's vagina.
The clitoris.
Girls who shouldn't go wild.
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