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__________. That's how I want to die.
27 hours ago
58 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
27 hours ago
78 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's that sound?
27 hours ago
66 White privilege.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
27 hours ago
31 A rival dojo.
What are my parents hiding from me?
77 hours ago
60 A sausage festival.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
77 hours ago
27 Historical revisionism.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
102 hours ago
38 The Hamburglar.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
116 hours ago
31 Mutually-assured destruction.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
134 hours ago
132 German dungeon porn.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
135 hours ago
41 The invisible hand.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
The Red Menace.
x | 2
Free samples.
c | 3
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
Michael Jackson.
Flash flooding.
GoGurt.
 
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