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The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
52 hours ago
33 Heartwarming orphans.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
53 hours ago
39 Eating the last known bison.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
53 hours ago
33 Waiting 'til marriage.
Why do I hurt all over?
53 hours ago
33 A mopey zoo lion.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
53 hours ago
56 Police brutality.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
53 hours ago
1 Dick Cheney.
Just the tip.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
53 hours ago
56 Spontaneous human combustion.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
53 hours ago
29 A hot mess.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
53 hours ago
26 A really cool hat.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
53 hours ago
29 Friends with benefits.
What's the new fad diet?
z | 1
God.
x | 2
Fingering.
c | 3
Fancy Feast.
 
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