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What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
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63 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
2 mins ago
84 Dead babies.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 mins ago
97 Asians who aren't good at math.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
4 mins ago
30 Peeing a little bit.
What's my secret power?
5 mins ago
23 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
7 mins ago
69 FALCON PUNCH!!!
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
8 mins ago
42 Barack Obama.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
9 mins ago
45 The Blood of Christ.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
11 mins ago
47 Gandalf.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
12 mins ago
102 Nipple blades.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
z | 1
Dick Cheney.
x | 2
Flavored condoms.
c | 3
The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
 
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