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When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
just now
95 Genital piercings.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
1 mins ago
33 Party poopers.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
3 mins ago
42 Lactation.
What am I giving up for Lent?
4 mins ago
47 Dorito breath.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
5 mins ago
128 A big black dick.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
6 mins ago
63 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
7 mins ago
84 Dead babies.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
9 mins ago
97 Asians who aren't good at math.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
10 mins ago
30 Peeing a little bit.
What's my secret power?
11 mins ago
23 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
__________. It's a trap!
z | 1
Viagra®.
x | 2
Barack Obama.
c | 3
Concealing a boner.
 
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