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Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
just now
37 My relationship status.
What do old people smell like?
4 mins ago
17 Dancing with a broom.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
5 mins ago
46 Gary Coleman.
What's the most emo?
7 mins ago
44 Smegma.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
8 mins ago
116 Dead babies.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
16 mins ago
73 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
__________: good to the last drop.
18 mins ago
100 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
22 mins ago
66 Surprise sex!
__________? There's an app for that.
23 mins ago
53 The Virginia Tech Massacre.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
24 mins ago
93 A sad handjob.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
z | 1
A can of whoop-ass.
x | 2
Cheating in the Special Olympics.
c | 3
Inappropriate yodeling.
 
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