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Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
just now
26 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
1 mins ago
39 Popped collars.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
2 mins ago
38 A windmill full of corpses.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
4 mins ago
77 Sexual tension.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
9 mins ago
81 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
17 mins ago
28 Chainsaws for hands.
What's my anti-drug?
18 mins ago
79 Pulling out.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
20 mins ago
41 Making sex at her.
Betcha can't have just one!
22 mins ago
74 Scrotum tickling.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
23 mins ago
64 Sniffing glue.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
z | 1
A zesty breakfast burrito.
x | 2
Sharing needles.
c | 3
Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
 
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