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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
70 hours ago
85 Man meat.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
81 hours ago
1 Coat hanger abortions.
72 virgins.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
81 hours ago
102 Suicidal thoughts.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
81 hours ago
76 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
118 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
169 hours ago
50 Pretending to care.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
207 hours ago
113 My dick.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
605 hours ago
84 Preteens.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
653 hours ago
54 Racism.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
907 hours ago
41 Gary Coleman.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
Active listening.
x | 2
Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
c | 3
A crappy little hand.
 
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